One fateful night, we purchased a small hop bine from a mysterious brewery supply shop. In an attempt to create the ultimate hop, we watered the plant with delicious Longslice beer. The events of what happened next defy belief! The plant grew bigger and bigger, as did its insatiable thirst for beer. We're brewing as much as we can, but Hoprey II (as it calls itself) keeps drinking everything we make. We managed to brew this small one-off batch and sneak it past the plant... but if you're reading this, please send help!