As a child, RoboHop was shunned for his laser beam eyeballs, bulbous hop-shaped torso and robotic limbs. During adolescence however, things changed for our hero. He captained his high school hockey team, routinely took over dance floors and , thusly, garnered a lot of attention from jealous classmates. Today, RoboHop battles blandness by making this killer-hoppy and bracingly-bitter beer. Suffer.