Speak to anyone in business (or government), and they’ll say that a Monopoly is never a good thing. However, a Monhopoly is entirely different. We don’t want to possess or control the beer market, that would be crazy. We merely wish to ‘transition competitors’ out of the market and ‘compassionately govern’ every aspect of the industry. Evil Corporation feels that the best way to an absolute Monhopoly is to produce such fantastic beer that consumers simply won’t have a choice but to consume our delicious take on a hop-laden West Coast IPA.